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I lay in the bath and shunt my eyes.
Blackness, and I spiralled down the plug hole.
I was in the pub now.
Everyone was getting lashed and the footy was on and
darts were flying everywhere.
The place was soaked in laughter and love and I was
snogging the bar supervisor and there was a fantastic
fight and I didn’t wash my hands. just shook the piss
off and rammed my fist into some pork scratchings.

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